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Aphrodite Thong
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Hunk on a half shell. This simple red foil thong will be a staple in your whore-drope. From practicing your posing on the beach to picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, the Aphrodite Thong has your covered... barely. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and ultra-graphic colour, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for beaches, parties or to wear everyday under your gym shorts during your work out. We won't tell if you don't.
• Classic 80's cut
• Metallic red colour
• Soft interior lining
• Made from stretch foil lycra
• Hand wash only
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I really like the overall style of the Strapp Metal thongs…. I had purchased several previously. And I love this fabric.
The fit is somewhat less than optimal for me. The chaos thongs (yellow/black, hot pink/black) and the tie dye thong all fit me well after removing the liner to make the pouch roomier and stretchier. The Aphrodite thong is a different cut than the earlier thongs: it’s shallower by about 0.5 inches. Even with the liner removed, the side gap is really significant. I am disappointed with the change in the pouch.
I am 6’5” 208-210 lb. I have a 34” waist measurement but I wear the XXL to accommodate my height better.
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