Please note: the Classic Spandex Thong will be shipped out between July 8th and 13th. All items in order will be sent out together. If you cannot wait, please order separately.
The perfect thong DOES exist, and it's an instant classic. We've spent years perfecting our pattern to give you the best fit possible. This simple black thong packs a punch with a full, bulgy pouch, 1.5cm side straps, and zig-zag stitching for added durability. The Classic Thong is made of soft spandex for extra comfort so you can go the distance. With a classic 80's cut, you're sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for beaches, parties, or to wear everyday under your Strapp Metal gym shorts during your work out. Nothing beats a classic.
• Classic 80's cut
• Simple solid colors
• Soft spandex material
• Hand wash only
HATS
ROID REAPER TOP
Do you want that pumped-up look without having to spend all that time and money on the gym? Have no fear, the Roid Reaper Top is here! The Roid Reaper top offers up a soft, form-fitting comfort and is crafted from a knit mesh. Flex those arms as you bounce, but make sure the rest of you is loose...
MADE FOR DUBM SLUTS
As soon as you put this bad boy on, your IQ is probably gonna drop by a LOT! But when you're out in the club making questionable decisions, at least you'll look hot!
MADE FOR DUBM SLUTS
As soon as you put this bad boy on, your IQ is probably gonna drop by a LOT! But when you're out in the club making questionable decisions, at least you'll look hot!
COMFORT? WE GOT YOU!
So soft and so stretchy, you'll barely notice it's there! This will conform to any body type, giving that all-important comfort when you're at the party!
COMFORT? WE GOT YOU!
So soft and so stretchy, you'll barely notice it's there! This will conform to any body type, giving that all-important comfort when you're at the party!
SHOW UP & SHOW OFF
In this, it'll take no effort at all to show off, so all you gotta do is show up!
SHOW UP & SHOW OFF
In this, it'll take no effort at all to show off, so all you gotta do is show up!