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Siren Thong
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Legend has it that whoever dons this cloth gains the ability to sink ships and drag sailors to the depth of the sea. Bring men to their knees in the Siren Thong. This simple, purple iridescent thong is perfect for the himbo who leaves men in ruin. From practicing your posing on the beach to picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, the Siren Thong has you covered... barely. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and ultra-graphic purple foil, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for pools, parties or to wear everyday under your gym shorts during your work out. We won't tell if you don't.
• Classic 80's cut
• Iridescent purple colour
• Soft interior lining
• Made from stretch foil lycra
• Hand wash only
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