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Active Duty Thong
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Drop down and give me that bootie, private! The Active Duty Thong is here to save the day! Whether you're crawling through the trenches or picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, the Active Duty Thong really is your best assets. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and iridescent camouflage pattern, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your sweet can. Perfect for pools, parties or to wear everyday under your military fatigues. Do ask, do tell...
• Classic 80's cut
• Iridescent camouflage pattern
• Soft interior lining
• Made from stretch foil lycra
• Hand wash only
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The design quality of everything is fantastic. I highly recommend it.
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