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Cowboy Thong
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This thong aint big enough for the two of us! Lasso up some lovin' in the Cowboy Thong. This simple, blue thong is perfect for the himbo who is afraid to get down and dirty. Whether you're herding cows or picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, the Cowboy Thong has you covered... barely. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and acid wash jean pattern, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for pools, parties or to wear everyday under your gym shorts during your work out. We won't tell if you don't.
• Classic 80's cut
• Acid wash jean pattern
• Soft interior lining
• Made from stretch foil lycra
• Hand wash only
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A little small.
This is my favorite design!
Love the look of this, but it's definitely on the smaller side. I am a 33" waist, and ordered the large (my normal size, and their large is listed as 32-23). First noticed the pouch was too tight. Based on the sizing guide's advice, I cut out the liner. This helped, but it still feels snug there and the hips. Definitely consider sizing up.
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