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Hypno Slayer Shorts
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You are getting sweaty, verrrrry sweaty. Now when I count down from three, you are going to show off your massive quads and glutes in our Hypno Slayer shorts! 3...2... Made from soft stretch lycra, these active bottoms will lift and cradle your undercarriage so you're always ready for any high intensity activities. The quad-length cut and hypnotic pattern is sure to send you back to the future for some sweaty 80's bodybuilding sessions.. just try not to do your mom.
• Classic 80's cut
• Unique hypnotic pattern
• Made from stretch lycra
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Pants were Incredibly comfortable, snug and sexy. Definitely turned a few heads at the party
Size was as expected. There was a torn hole in the crotch seam that I had to repair. I liked the shorts. I wish you cause made these shorts with a bitt puckered seems to it highlights each cheek
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