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Poseidon Thong

£23.19 ~~£28.99~~

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Everyones favourite sea-daddy just got sexier! Rule with the strength of the ocean in the Poseidon Thong. This simple, aqua blue thong is perfect for the himbo who rules the pool. From practicing your posing on the beach to picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, the Poseidon Thong has you covered... barely. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and ultra-graphic aqua blue foil, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for pools, parties or to wear everyday under your gym shorts during your work out. We won't tell if you don't.

• Classic 80's cut

• Aqua blue colour

• Soft interior lining

• Made from stretch foil lycra

• Hand wash only

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SUMMER PRIDE 2025!

Brought matching Poseidon thongs for me and my BF. Going to wear them for Amsterdam Pride! 🐻

What can I say...
Still the BEST thongs on the market.
Incredible fit, cut and feel.

Super sparkly too! Definitely not being missed on the dancefloor. 🤩

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The best thongs ever

I’ve spent my entire adult life searching for thongs like these! They are the hottest cut, comfortable to wear, sexy as f@&k and all around top quality!
I won’t buy anything but strapp metal going forward, best in the world

Bit on the heavier side but the xl fits me nicely. Lovely shimmer to the fabric and the pouch is comfy.

Poseidon thong

Wearing this thong right now in my garden, to say I've had attention is an understatement, workmen on a neighbours house have been up ladders looking at me, two phone numbers given, wow what can I say,? Get one of these thongs. I'm going to order some more