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The Classic Thong
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Nothing beats a classic. This simple black thong will be a staple in your whore-drope. From practicing your posing on the beach to picking up an extra gogo shift at the bar, The Classic Thong has your covered... barely. With a standard pouch size, thin side width, and bold black colour, this classic 80's cut is sure to make all the boys drool over your whale tale. Perfect for beaches, parties or to wear everyday under your gym shorts during your work out. We won't tell if you don't.
• Classic 80's cut
• Simple solid black
• Soft interior lining
• Made from stretch lycra
• Hand wash only
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Love, especially on a leg day!
Double lined pouch, and very breathable.
I have four colors of these in XXL. You would reasonably expect them to all be close to the same size, but they are NOT. I removed the liner in the pouches on all four at the suggestion of the owners to add space. These black ones are the smallest by far. The Dye Happy have the largest pouch, followed by the Chaos and then the Hot Pink Chaos thongs, and then these. This Classic thong has too inadequately small a pouch to look or feel good on me. Inconsistent sizing/fit across a product line is really annoying with online retailers, especially when it is items that cannot be returned.
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